Guess what? I just found out i'm demon possessed! LOL

[kodee]

Ran into my Crazy Ex today, she smugly walked up and informed me that she had the house that we used to live in together exorsized ( I guess that is how you spell it) that they cast 8 demons out!!! In a fit of humor I laughing told her that she didn't get all of them, I had heard parts of this from friends before and turned it around on her. I asked her to name them, she told me a couple and I started making up the most obserd spirits and demons asking her if she got that one or what about this one. By the end of the conversation she was freeking out, especialy when I told her that I sicked the demon of the flesh eating bacteria on her breasts. I guess I should not be teasing them but I just could not help it, they really believe that stuff. I guess this is my way at getting back at her.

[abbey]

hmmmm, Ive actually had contact W demons. But its usually way overblown!

Il have to think on this BE4 I anwser U. BUT...casting demons from a home I dumno...

He healed the sick, cast out unclean spirits. He does it today too.

Let me ponder this one. lol

[Malinda]

Kodee, that was so mean.....but I probably would have done it too. LOL. I think I'll be laughing at that all day.
Somehow I seriously doubt there's a demon with that name.
One demon says to the other, "Hey my name is flesh eating disease only on the breast guy."
It sounds like something from one of those old bud light commercials where they salute weird jobs. "this bud is for you"
That poor woman that she believed you because she's so deceived in her belief systems. Just thank the Lord that you're free from that!

[ex-shep]

Kodee, that was so mean.....but I probably would have done it too. LOL. I think I'll be laughing at that all day.
Somehow I seriously doubt there's a demon with that name.
One demon says to the other, "Hey my name is flesh eating disease only on the breast guy."
It sounds like something from one of those old bud light commercials where they salute weird jobs. "this bud is for you"
That poor woman that she believed you because she's so deceived in her belief systems. Just thank the Lord that you're free from that!


Sometimes after all the nuttiness of our groups, one has to put a humourous spin on it. There were always similar spoofs among friends at cult recovery conferences. Ex members have a vaudeville shtick routine of their group. I would broadcast it on the forum, but does make for some needed comic relief. Then there is always "Help, My Guru Died". I kid thee not.

[ex-shep]

Sometimes after all the nuttiness of our groups, one has to put a humourous spin on it. There were always similar spoofs among friends at cult recovery conferences. Ex members have a vaudeville shtick routine of their group. I would broadcast it on the forum, but does make for some needed comic relief. Then there is always "Help, My Guru Died". I kid thee not.

never post before morning cup of coffee. Should read I would not broadcast. Too much overtime at work. Oh well.

[simka2]

This made me laugh!!! Yes we do need humor!!!

[Jerry]

By the end of the conversation she was freeking out, especialy when I told her that I sicked the demon of the flesh eating bacteria on her breasts.

WOW man !!!!!! You don't mess around do ya ????? :D :D :D

[kodee]

I got more of the story today, seems that she and her husband (that she dated for 2 weeks) are having troubles, of course it could not be that she is a narcessist, It has to be Demonic and something I left in the house, Go Figure! I do believe in Demonic stuff but not when there is a rational explanation or out right sinfull activity. I have had my own experiences with stuff like that Abbey and agree with you. and your right it was a little mean!!! Well not just a little but she deserved it! I'm sure i have not heard the last of it, I'll keep you all informed! LOL

[abbey]

Demons? I have had them cast out. Ppl can argue this till they are blue n the face.Some think Born-agains cannot have demonic oppresion--not true!

Naming them? Im not to certain about that i.e, the spirit of cigarettes, homosexuality etc. Demon busters.com says trol dolls are evil! Ya know, some deliveance ministries are silly.

Just cuz its interseting I;ll share a bit.

I felt entities moving around in my body. When I placed the Bible on these entities, they would move! Scared of Christ' AWESOME power! When they left, it was through my head. They felt like the tinglin feeling you get sometimes. As each demon was extracted, the Hoy Spirit would enter, W love and victory.

oops gotta e-mail from my main squeeze, gotta go.

But personally, in the case of demons to me, "Ignorance is bliss"
Love ab