What's your religion?

[riverdove]

Here's another funny joke I got off the net for a good laugh :)


I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

[Jerry]

I am sure glad I am not the only one around here with a sick mind :D

[riverdove]

Sicko definitely! Did you at least laugh at yourself? I did! He he :D

[Anna Marta]

That's the funniest joke I've heard in a long time! (but then I AM a sicko!)

Thanks
AM

[Voyager]

The sad thing is that the joke is pretty much true. Religion causes its followers to write off good people as heretics over petty doctrinal disagreements. Many of us were written off by our former pastors and church members as heretics. They may not have pushed us off a physical bridge, but they definitely pushed us off a spiritual cliff that many of us have not recovered from.

Good joke though! It's either laugh or cry at this point, and I choose to laugh.

:D :D :D