ex-shep
11-23-2006, 03:47 PM
Now available just in time for the [suspense music] dreaded holidays. Shep Howard Productions presents Dysfunctional Family Holiday favorites. Now you can wallow in memories of sordid winter Solstices past. Just think, such immortal classics:
For the schizophrenic cousin its “Do you hear what I hear”
And then there is:
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
Jangle Bells
Chestnuts Roasting in the Microwave
And everybody’s favorite:
It’s beginning to Look A lot Like I Need a Psychiatrist
Bartley Hanson, from Seekonk, Massachusetts:
Thanks Shep, your album saved my life. I thought I was going Looney. After hearing your selections, I realized I was only going stark staring bonkers. What a relief.
And what album is complete without the dysfunctional Barney song:
I loathe you, you loathe me.
We’re a dysfunctional family
With a kick and jab
And a verbal spar from me to you
We get along so famously.
Just listen to Herschel Becker from Staplehurst, Nebraska
I thought there was no way I could survive the holidays until I listened your crystal clear Edison cylinder. Now I can wallow in hopeless self pity, just like my Uncle Eddie. Thanks, Shep, you really opened up my eyes.
Yes available on crystal clear Eight track or Edison cylinders. Dysfunctional Family Holiday favorites just for you and your family-- just like mother made so long ago.
May all your Winter Solstices be sober
And may this Winter Solstice season soon be over.
So, call the number popping up on your screen. Rude discourteous Metro Airline trained operators are now awaiting your call.
For the schizophrenic cousin its “Do you hear what I hear”
And then there is:
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
Jangle Bells
Chestnuts Roasting in the Microwave
And everybody’s favorite:
It’s beginning to Look A lot Like I Need a Psychiatrist
Bartley Hanson, from Seekonk, Massachusetts:
Thanks Shep, your album saved my life. I thought I was going Looney. After hearing your selections, I realized I was only going stark staring bonkers. What a relief.
And what album is complete without the dysfunctional Barney song:
I loathe you, you loathe me.
We’re a dysfunctional family
With a kick and jab
And a verbal spar from me to you
We get along so famously.
Just listen to Herschel Becker from Staplehurst, Nebraska
I thought there was no way I could survive the holidays until I listened your crystal clear Edison cylinder. Now I can wallow in hopeless self pity, just like my Uncle Eddie. Thanks, Shep, you really opened up my eyes.
Yes available on crystal clear Eight track or Edison cylinders. Dysfunctional Family Holiday favorites just for you and your family-- just like mother made so long ago.
May all your Winter Solstices be sober
And may this Winter Solstice season soon be over.
So, call the number popping up on your screen. Rude discourteous Metro Airline trained operators are now awaiting your call.