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Jerry
09-09-2006, 02:27 PM
Two Arabs got on a plane at London's Heathrow bound for New York....Mahmoud sat by the window and his friend Rasheed sat in the middle seat ..... On the isle sat a "Sargent" in the US Marine Corps.......When they got to cruising altitude the Marine slipped off his shoes and relaxed for the flight........Mahmoud announced that he needed a coke and began to get up,,,,,,,,,the Marine said ,,,"Please keep your seat,,,,,I am on the isle ,,,I'll get it for you".....While the Marine was getting the Coke,,,,Mahmoud spit in one of the Marines shoes,,,,The Marine returned with the coke,giving it to Mahmoud.......Then Rasheed said that he also would like a coke,,,,,and the kindly Marine likewise got a coke for Rasheed too.......While the Marine was getting Rasheeds coke,,,,,Rasheed had spit in the Marines other shoe....When they landed the Marine slipped on his shoes and knew right away what had taken place during the flight......The Marine turned to Mahmoud and Rasheed and said,,,,,,,,,,,,"How long is it going to take to stop this animosity between our peoples ,,,,,this constant hatred???? This spitting in shoes and "Pissing" in cokes ?????? :D :D :D :D

leelees
09-09-2006, 02:57 PM
i dont get it

Jerry
09-09-2006, 03:02 PM
i dont get it

Oh God,,,,,that even makes it funnier,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol

Jo Jo
09-09-2006, 03:03 PM
ha ha ha

That guy should have been suspicious! ;) The coke was in a much more dangerous location. *snicker*

leelees
09-09-2006, 03:04 PM
yeah yeah, ok, whatever...mock at your peril....yeah i know youre scared of me , yeah yeah, huh? think youre 'ard do ya, huh buddy huh huh...yeha ok, shut up now woman!

I need to sleep!

butterfly
09-09-2006, 05:17 PM
I just learned a listen don"t eat anything when reading Jerrys posts.

I almost sucked a piece of candy bar I was eating in my wind pipe. When I got to the end of the post.

Then came JO Jo post:D :D :D .

No more eating while reading for me on this forum!!:D :D :D butterfly shirley