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tke316
06-02-2006, 07:00 PM
Here ya go.:D

Quicker than a private message, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings...

yeshua'smags
06-02-2006, 07:04 PM
Great! You put my name on it and everybody's gonna think I'm some Narcissistic fruitcake.......mmmmmm fruitcake! I'll be right back!

tke316
06-02-2006, 07:07 PM
Great! You put my name on it and everybody's gonna think I'm some Narcissistic fruitcake.......mmmmmm fruitcake! I'll be right back!

Narcicssistic, is that a particular flavor? :p

Spouse was talking about going out for a treat but eldest daughter got home. They are now talking about the male friends from college.

I haven't had a chocolate ice cream cone in a couple nights...

yeshua'smags
06-02-2006, 07:10 PM
hardy har har... not that I'm aware Mr. Smarty Pants!

tke316
06-02-2006, 07:13 PM
hardy har har... not that I'm aware Mr. Smarty Pants!

Uh oh, you're starting to sound like Annie Wilkes from Steven King's Misery. :eek:

You're not going to cut off or damage any of my limbs are you? :eek:

"I'm your number one fan!" she said.

yeshua'smags
06-02-2006, 07:18 PM
EEW! Don't compare me to Creepy Man's novels! I shudder at the thought. I have this way of mock-laughing with my front teeth poking out, but that's tough to convey in writing, so that is what I came up with. It is quite attractive, I'm sure you can imagine.

Do y'all ever wonder what we really look like? I mean, everybody has some picture of what we look like in their heads, like when you read a book and imagine the characters? I wonder how close we get to reality?:p

yeshua'smags
06-02-2006, 07:23 PM
Profnachos is on! HI PROF! \

This is fun, It's like "Cheers"! :D :cool:

tke316
06-02-2006, 07:25 PM
In the movie Misery the woman that played Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates) was younger, thinner and cuter than I imagined Annie Wilkes in the book.

yeshua'smags
06-02-2006, 07:26 PM
So much for the "& CO" part of the title of this thread!:D Where the heck is everybody?:confused: :D

yeshua'smags
06-02-2006, 07:29 PM
Yikes! Kathy Bates is pretty spooky and homely, that's pretty bad!

tke316
06-02-2006, 07:36 PM
Yikes! Kathy Bates is pretty spooky and homely, that's pretty bad!

Can't go much longer. I've got to get up for my 7am men's group. Next week I have devotions. I think this week I will eat much lighter. If I eat an omelet, it doesn't matter how much coffee I drink, I come home and want to go back to bed.

tke316
06-02-2006, 07:40 PM
The spouse and daughter and beck and calling. I'll be back shortly (even though I am actually 5'10"). :cool:

There I am back. I got spouse an ice cream cone and got daughter's injection out of the fridge.

I wonder if I keep editing every 9 minutes if that could go on indefinitely?

tke316
06-02-2006, 07:53 PM
The spouse and daughter and beck and calling. I'll be back shortly (even though I am actually 5'10"). :cool:

There I am back. I got spouse an ice cream cone and got daughter's injection out of the fridge.

I wonder if I keep editing every 9 minutes if that could go on indefinitely?

Well, so much for that theory.

Aren't time stamps wonderful?

Maybe I should go to work on my Frank Peretti like novel. My spouse is all for it as long as somebody gets murdered on a bike trail in the story. It's a family joke.

Sleep sounds better though.

But the spouse is going to want to listen to The Cat Who...

yeshua'smags
06-02-2006, 08:06 PM
I've got to go too. I have to be at the Community Market to hock my jewelry @ 7am:eek: . And I am NOT a morning person!:D
Night night!;)

tke316
06-02-2006, 08:11 PM
:D I've got to go too. I have to be at the Community Market to hock my jewelry @ 7am:eek: . And I am NOT a morning person!:D
Night night!;)

Good night to yew and your crew. :D

Janice
06-03-2006, 12:33 AM
Do y'all ever wonder what we really look like? I mean, everybody has some picture of what we look like in their heads, like when you read a book and imagine the characters? I wonder how close we get to reality?:p


I'm a dark haired, olive skinned Italian. I tan very easily. My hair was passed my shoulders and I just got it cut to just below my neck. It's naturally curly, so it really looks nice.

5 feet, 5 in. 156 lbs. and a size 12.

So, how close am I to your reality?

SpinningHead
06-03-2006, 07:46 AM
When I was a teenager and younger 20's, my bro used to introduce me to people, "and this is our sister...the Barbie doll".

I've cut my hair since then but lately I've been letting it grow back.

yeshua'smags
06-03-2006, 11:30 AM
hahahaha...wow Janice, actually I pictured you with lighter skin, and light brown hair, but I did picture it at your shoulders. Isn't that weird? :p
And I pictured Spinninghead as Alice In Wonderland like her avitar.;)

I have red/strawberry blonde hair a little past my collarbone, no bangs, fair skin, green eyes, long legs, short squatty body, I'm 5'7". I look like an apple on two toothpicks in a bathing suit.:rolleyes: I love jewelry and shoes, so I always have earrings at least, and I love high heels, the higher the better.:D :D

sprout
06-03-2006, 11:38 AM
Never figgered Ms Mags as a shoe lady. Where we are we gotta remind folks that yer sposed to wear shoes in school.

tke316
06-03-2006, 02:38 PM
Do y'all ever wonder what we really look like? I mean, everybody has some picture of what we look like in their heads, like when you read a book and imagine the characters? I wonder how close we get to reality?:p

Which reminds me of this joke from the sermon-fodder guy...:D

I'm a counselor who helps coordinate support groups for visually-
impaired adults. Many participants have a condition known as macular
degeneration, which makes it very difficult for them to distinguish
facial features. I had just been assigned to a new group and was
introducing myself.


Knowing that many in the group would not be able to see me well, I
jokingly said, "For those of you who can't see me, I've been told
that I look like a cross between Paul Newman and Robert Redford."
Immediately, one woman called out, "We're not THAT blind!"