A Story of Abuse

[Jerry]

This is the story of Cinderella.Cinderella was a moodiful baid.She had a mean old mepstother and two sistyuglys.They made Cinderella do all the wordy dirk while they sat around cheeting oklets and magging reenazents.They had great tig bits and big aat fsses that would cang over their hairs.Cinderella was in the kitchen foppin the moor,,,,,she was just about to chickasee a frickin,when there was a linding blash of fight,,,,,,,,,,,and there on the counter was a fudiable bairy.Cinderella said who are you and what do you want.The fudiable bairy said ,,,,,,"Well I am your Bairy Fod Gother here to grant you a wish."Cinderella said,,,,"Can I bo to the Gall ??"and the fudiable bairy said ,,,"Ho-k".There was another linding blash of fight and Cinderella was transformed into a Baviging Reauty, she had a long ghite wouwn and a necklice of pubys and mearls.And on her feet were two tiny slass glippers.The fudiable bairy said ,,,,"You must promise to be mome by hidnight and Cinderella said "Ho-k",,,,................Well,,,when she bot to the gall who should she see but her two sistyuglys.Yup there they were with their great tig bits and their big aat fsses,,,,:eek: .......But they didn't recognize her....Finally Cinderella got to Pance with the hrince,,,,but suddenly the Sclock sklarted so ttrick swelve,,,,and Cinderella ban from the gall. But as she did one of the slass glippers slipped from her soot.The Prancsome hince said all I have to do is find out whos soot this glipper sits,and I'll know who I have lallin in fove.................Well he finally came to Cinderellas house.Of course the sistyuglys beet were too fig.But then Cinderella tried and guess what ??? The glipper sitted perfectly,they were married and hived lapply ever after.The moral of the is this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Tome of our sroubles are small,,,,some of our broubles are tig but if we try had no hubbles how would we becognize our ressings. :D

By Stanley Myron Handelman

[ninaspirit]

JOJ Lerry, tow hrue. C...

[ex-shep]

By Stanley Myron Handelman[/QUOTE]

From the Dean Martin Show and the summer replacement with Marty Feldman and the Goldiggers in the early Seventies. Boy, are we dating ourselves?

[jordie]

Was Stanley drunk when he wrote this?....:D

[ex-shep]

Was Stanley drunk when he wrote this?....:D


You may be thinking of Foster Brooks, the lush on the Dean Martin show. Actually Handleman was a very sharp comedian.

[Jerry]

You may be thinking of Foster Brooks, the lush on the Dean Martin show. Actually Handleman was a very sharp comedian.

Ah!!! so thats where I remember that stuff from :D Thanks Exshep I thought maybe I was insane :D
Love Jerry

[Sheep]

Oh my, Jerry! :D

I remember reading this one before!! :D

Tonight I read it to hubby, and we laughed and laughed!!!! :D

Thanks for working so hard on the excellent job of spelling! :rolleyes:

Love,

Sheepie

[Carmen]

Gamn dood story Jerry! The Dean Martin show was before my time :p . We don't have those kinds of reruns here in Italy, just Nightrider, Columbo, well, I like the Star Trek and Stargate reruns on German television, they have better stuff on normal tv that would cost money in Italy. I think it'd be too strenuous for people to translate funny shows, the jokes don't always go over well in other languages. I only remember the show very vaguely, I remember Nipsey Russel and Tom Bosley. Remember Carol Burnett and how Tim Conway used to play the old man that fell down the stairs in slow motion? That always had me rolling on the floor. I've got to print this one out for Hubby too. The kids might like it, but their English might not be that good enough to understand it all. We're working on it.