Kerrin
08-05-2005, 01:27 AM
:D Hope you gat a smile:
Excuses to use if they catch ya snoozing in Church.
"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen"
"This is one of the 7 habits of highly effective Blokes"
"Why'd you interrupt me I was just hearing from the Lord"
"I always concentrate better with my eyes closed"
Mulga Bill explains those 'flash' new words!
"Adultery" - The sin of saying you are older than you really are"
"Caesarean section- a suburb in Rome"
"Canon- a big gun"
"Joan of Ark- Noah's wife"
"Holy water- had the hell boiled out of it"
"Rapture-from lifting somethin' to heavy"
"Prophet- opposite to loss"
"Hymns-opposite of Hers"
"Last Days- the Sale's about to end"
"Pastorate"-Past tense of 'pastor eat' "
" Paranoid-You probably think I don't know"
"Saved-Back up your computer"
What I learned from Noah.!
"Don't miss the flamin' boat"
"Remember ,we're all in the same boat"
"Remember the Ark was built by amatuers; the Tiatnic by professionals"
"Funny we haven't seen another boat in weeks"
"Those beef Steaks-whoops-cows are lookin better every day"
"Do I really have to take spiders and snakes?"
"I knew I shoulda' killed that mossie"
This book is SOoooooo funny ; written by an Aussie Minister, who is just so "real",
It has me in stiches, it is histerical!!
God Bless you all,
Love
Kerrin ;)
Excuses to use if they catch ya snoozing in Church.
"They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen"
"This is one of the 7 habits of highly effective Blokes"
"Why'd you interrupt me I was just hearing from the Lord"
"I always concentrate better with my eyes closed"
Mulga Bill explains those 'flash' new words!
"Adultery" - The sin of saying you are older than you really are"
"Caesarean section- a suburb in Rome"
"Canon- a big gun"
"Joan of Ark- Noah's wife"
"Holy water- had the hell boiled out of it"
"Rapture-from lifting somethin' to heavy"
"Prophet- opposite to loss"
"Hymns-opposite of Hers"
"Last Days- the Sale's about to end"
"Pastorate"-Past tense of 'pastor eat' "
" Paranoid-You probably think I don't know"
"Saved-Back up your computer"
What I learned from Noah.!
"Don't miss the flamin' boat"
"Remember ,we're all in the same boat"
"Remember the Ark was built by amatuers; the Tiatnic by professionals"
"Funny we haven't seen another boat in weeks"
"Those beef Steaks-whoops-cows are lookin better every day"
"Do I really have to take spiders and snakes?"
"I knew I shoulda' killed that mossie"
This book is SOoooooo funny ; written by an Aussie Minister, who is just so "real",
It has me in stiches, it is histerical!!
God Bless you all,
Love
Kerrin ;)