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Janice
07-17-2005, 01:01 AM
I just thought this was cute and wanted to pass it along:

Off Topic, no offense intended:



A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like
car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck. Everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" She said. "I want something that goes from 0 to
200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My
birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

Kerrin
07-17-2005, 01:05 AM
:D :D :D
Needed that; Thanks Janice.
Love ya,
Kerrin ;)

jane
07-17-2005, 06:04 AM
we needed that laugh in our home this morning, thankyou janice, that is hysterical...

jane

butterfly
07-17-2005, 09:16 AM
:D :D Thank you Janice for that joke. It was so funny. I needed a laugh . butterfly

mirror
07-17-2005, 03:05 PM
ROTFLOL!!! Too funny! Thanks! I'm sending that one to hubby to share at work! :D

jjc9497
07-17-2005, 06:39 PM
Love the joke--thanks.