One For You Ladys

[Jerry]

Three "Fundamentalist" Preechers were sitting together braging how the "Spirit was leading their marriage,,,,,,,,,.........
The first married his high-school sweetheart and bragged how his wife would do dishes.clean house.He said that it took a couple of days to get her to obey......But she finally submitted.............
The Second Preecher said that he married a spinster that he had lead to Christ,,,,,,,He bragged that he ordered her to clean house.do all cooking,wash dishes,and raise little ones,he didn't see much after two days but on the third she knuckeled under...............
The Third Preecher said he married a wonderful woman form the "Spiritual Abuse Board"He said that he required her to clean house,wash disches,mow the lawn,do the laundry,,,have hot meals on the table 3 times a day,and pick up the dog-poop in the yard........He said that on the first day he saw no results,,,,,,On the second day he saw no results,,,,,,,,but on the third day most of the swelling had gone down,,,,,,and he could see a little out of his left eye,,,,,enough to fix himself something to eat,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I love you Ladys on this board !!!!
Love Jerry

[jane]

Jerry,

I've heard this joke before but instead of it being "ladys on this group" it was "women from Boston" or "women from New England"


On the lines of submitting to our husbands;

I find it interesting that preachers often leave out the next scripture verse, "husbands submit also to your wives as Christ died for the church" (something like that please don't make me look it up)

I'll bet that if a few more husbands treated their wives like Christ treated his church (he died for it) there would be a whole lot less quoting of that scripture to women!

Jane

[Jerry]

Jerry,

I've heard this joke before but instead of it being "ladys on this group" it was "women from Boston" or "women from New England"


On the lines of submitting to our husbands;

I find it interesting that preachers often leave out the next scripture verse, "husbands submit also to your wives as Christ died for the church" (something like that please don't make me look it up)

I'll bet that if a few more husbands treated their wives like Christ treated his church (he died for it) there would be a whole lot less quoting of that scripture to women!

Jane
Sure would be less quoting Jane :D

[Sheep]

Jerry,

:D :D :D ...

Don't you know, Jerry that sometimes when a sheep falls over they need help getting back up?!

Good one!

Sheep